Florida Jokes
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Four women were driving across
the country. Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and
New York. Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling
potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.
"What the heck are you
doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.
"We have so many of these
darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"
A moment later, the gal from
Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the
window.
"What are you doing that
for?" asked the gal from Florida.
"We have so many of these
things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"
Inspired, the gal from Florida
opened the car door and pushed the New Yorker out.
You know you're in Florida
during the summertime when
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The best parking
place is determined by shade instead of distance.
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Hot water now comes
out of both taps.
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You can make sun tea
instantly.
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You learn that a
seat buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
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The temperature
drops below 90 and you feel a little chilly.
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You discover that in
July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
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You discover that
you can get sunburned through your car window.
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You actually burn
your hand opening the car door.
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You break into a
sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 am.
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Your biggest bicycle
wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the
pavement and cook to death."
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You realize that
asphalt has a liquid state.
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The birds have to
use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
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The potatoes cook
underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and
pepper.
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Farmers are feeding
their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
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The cows are giving
evaporated milk.
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The trees are
whistling for the dogs.
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