You Know You've Joined A Cheap HMO When...
10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Make a left when you enter
the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is
not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little "M"s on
1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.