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Jesus

1. He called everyone 'brother'
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.    3 good arguments that Jesus was Black.

 
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.   3 good arguments that Jesus was Jewish. 

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.  3 good arguments that Jesus was Italian. 

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.   3 good arguments that Jesus was a Californian. 

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures.   3 good arguments that Jesus was Irish.

 
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.   3 proofs that Jesus was a woman. 

 

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