Snappy Answers

Snappy ANSWER #1

It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
Snappy Answer #2

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets .  As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket; he opened his trench coat & flashed her .  Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

 Snappy Answer #3

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family .  She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

 Snappy Answer #4

The cop got out of his car & the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window .  "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said .  The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket . 

 Snappy Answer #5

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway .  A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him & he gets stuck under the bridge .  Cars are backed up for miles .  Finally, a police car comes up .  The cop gets out of his car & walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips & says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge & ran out of gas."

Snappy Answer #6

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam .  "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow .  I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand & asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete & utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter .  When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, & sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."