Snappy ANSWER #1
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
Snappy Answer #2
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to
check tickets . As a man
approached, she extended her hand for the ticket; he opened his trench coat & flashed her . Without
missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to
see your ticket, not your stub."
Snappy Answer #3
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery
store, but couldn't find one big
enough for her family . She asked a
stock boy, "Do these turkeys
get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Snappy Answer #4
The cop got out of his car & the kid who was stopped for
speeding rolled down his window .
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said .
The kid replied,
"Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket .
Snappy Answer #5
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway .
A sign comes up that reads
"Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead
of him & he gets stuck under the bridge . Cars are backed up for miles .
Finally, a police car comes up . The
cop gets out of his car & walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips & says,
"Got stuck, huh?" The
truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge & ran
out of gas."
Snappy Answer #6
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam .
"Now class, I won't
tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow .
I might consider a nuclear
attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or
a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand & asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
& utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle
their laughter . When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically
at the student, shakes her head, & sweetly says, "Well, I
guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."