| Titanic |
Bill Clinton |
| $9.99 on the Internet |
$9.99 on the Internet |
| Over three hours long |
Over three hours long |
| The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe |
The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe |
| Jack is a starving artist |
Bill is a bullshit artist |
| In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar |
So does Bill |
| During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined |
Same thing happens to Monica |
| Jack teaches Rose to spit |
Let's not go there |
| Rose gets to keep her jewelry |
Monica's forced to return her gifts |
| Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life |
Clinton doesn't remember Monica |
| Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen |
Monica...uh, never mind |
| Jack surrenders to an icy death |
Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing |
