Blonde Jokes

Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the man.
"How do you think you will do that?" said the blonde.
He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging
upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling,
and asked him what on earth he was doing?
"I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.
"I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.
The blonde began walking out too. The boss asked her where did she think
she was going?
"Home. I can't work in the dark"

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"

The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air"

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"