If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a
Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that
he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish, as you get older?
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love you?"
Q. What are "Do It, I Can Help and I Can't Get Enough?"
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One
is politics, what is the other?
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the
habit of kissing a lot of people?
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
Q. When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has
actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?