There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the F@#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the F@#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those F@#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877 !

8. "Any F@#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so F@#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the F@#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the F@#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the F@#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered F@#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the F@#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003